Thursday, March 22, 2012

FanFic Recs of the Kinky Kind

There is no truth to the old wives tale that if you look at too much porn, you’ll go blind. I should know, I’ve spent much of the past few days going through my bookmarks and old recs and the comms searching for the kinkiest, most delicious White Collar fanfic that I could find. And I can still see!

This list is far from complete – I know that there are authors and kinks I’ve missed and I’ll amend/update over the next few days.

But in the meanwhile, ENJOY!

Since everything rec’d is at least R, and more likely NC-17, it’s all under a cut.


Rentboy
‘Now What’ Will Just Have To Wait by Scatterglory.
Common fandom cliche (Peter doesn't like Neal using his body to get information) followed by et cetera.
Probably the first rentboy fic I read. It made an impact not so much kink, and the idea of the kink.

ArtKink
Life Imitating Article by Glacis
Everybody knows an artist must keep up his skills. Neal's an artist. Peter gets a taste of his skills.
This story defines “Neal - Art Kink” for me. Set early in Season One, it doesn’t age one bit.

Cockring, Orgasm Denial
Wear My Ring by Tastingbach.
Peter makes Neal where a cock ring at work.
This one made my head explode. It still does.

Assfilling, Voyeurism
Taking More by Tastingbach.
Neal takes more and more, as El watches.
So does this one.

Multiple Kinks
The Sadist by Tastingbach.
1. Neal unable to control himself, 2. more play in the office, 3. Neal wearing a plug to work, 4. Peter giving Neal a blowjob, 5. 69-ing, 6. public sex.
There are no pieces left of me after reading this.

Orgasm Denial, Buttplugs/Vibrators, Public Sex
A Nice Dinner by Hoosierbitch.
Neal's been bugging Peter to take him out to a nice restaurant, and Peter finally agrees - with one condition.
This hits so many kinks for me, it’s like a smorgasbord of kink. And a damn good story too.

BDSM
The Trust and Consequences Series by Hoosierbitch.
Neal and Peter explore the world of BDSM after they are placed in an untenable position.
These are some of the finest hard-play stories in the White Collar fandom. The author does warn that they do not represent a healthy BDSM relationship, but should be enjoyed as works of fiction.

Ice Play
Ice, Ice, Baby by Hoosierbitch
Peter gets jealous when Neal tells him about his various sexual exploits, and decides to give him a night that'll make everything else pale in comparison.
Hot and cold and GAH all over. The author provides instructions on how to make an ice dildo, too.

Piercing
Let Fall Your Horrible Pleasure by Hoosierbitch
Peter discovers Neal’s erotic piercings, and discovers his own secret desires.
Definitely on the extreme side of kink, but there are beautiful emotions throughout.

Gunkink Lay Down Your Sword and Me by Hoosierbitch.
After a tense case, Neal needs to know that Peter's okay.
Given Matt Bomer’s comments at the very start of the live webchat in March, 2010, this story could practically be canon.

Writing on the Body
Guessing Games by Hoosierbitch.
Neal writes coded messages on his lovers' bodies as they sleep and then slips out before morning. When they wake up, they have to figure out what it means.
A story where the kink isn’t so much sexy and achingly sad.

Dirtytalk
Beg Me For It by Hoosierbitch.
Peter gives Neal what he needs.
PWP at its finest.

Innuendo
Performance Review by Ursula
Peter's mind is not on his performance review, and Hughes should never find out just what he’s been thinking of.
This is one of the first stories that I read in fandom, and it still tickles me pink.

Incest, UST
The Brothers A/U Verse by Be_A_Rebel.
Alternate Universe series where Peter and Neal are half-brothers, and they are in charge of a crime syndicate. El is Peter’s wife, but the object of Neal’s affections.
The incestuous relationship is never secondary, but it’s more about the emotional connections between the two men than that they are related.

Sex Swap
And You Are the One Who Will Decide Where You’ll Go by Be_A_Rebel
Neal has to admit however, that being a woman, however temporarily, is a truly unique experience.
A lighthearted look at what happens to Neal when he wakes up in a woman’s body.

Rentboy
In Between The Lines
Peter’s a dirty vice cop, Neal’s a male prostitute. He comes when Peter calls.
It’s short, but it packs a powerful punch, and perhaps one of the hottest rentboy fics written.

PhonesexOver The Phone by Lionessvalenti
Late night in DC, Peter's alone in a hotel room with pay-per-view. Until his wife calls
A delicious look at the sexual side of White Collar’s canon relationship.

Fantasy Roleplay
Fulfilling Fantasies by Lionessvalenti
After finding an adult magazine of Peter's, Elizabeth takes matters into her own hands.
Considering the psychological impact of pornography, and how Elizabeth deals with it.

RentboyBought and Paid For Fantasy by Lionessvalenti
For their anniversary, Peter and Elizabeth hire an escort: Neal Caffrey
Perhaps the classiest of the rentboy fics in the White Collar fandom.

Underage, Size Kink, First Time
If You’re Going To Do It, Do It Right (Do It With Me) by Coffeethyme4me
AU -- Peter is a bouncer at a gay club and meets Neal on his way in with his fake ID.
This one may squick/disturb some people, since Neal is fifteen, and Peter is an adult probably twice his age. But it’s powerful and gorgeous and heartbreaking.

Painplay, Wings
Quiver by Coffeethyme4me
Neal is kidnapped, and turns up at the Burkes with a set of wings.
The image at the end of this piece is burned in my brain. It is the perfect WingFic moment.

SlaveFic, D/s
Romanology – The White Collar Scrolls
Romanology is an AU multi-fandom series where the Roman Empire never fell. Set at the start of Season 1, Peter Burke, FBI agent, buys the badly abused runaway slave Neal Caffrey.
To me, the ultimate White Collar slavefic, I read this when I first discovered fandom, and I reread it every few months.

Public Sex, D/s, SwitchPlay
Top to Bottom by Gyzym
Late at night, in the stacks of the New York Public Library.
Sadly, the last White Collar fic written by Gyzym – it’s probably her best and kinkiest.

My friend and fellow mod, RC, is best known for her wonderful H/C and slice of life stories (the Undeniable Chemistry ‘verse, the 5 Times Verse) and for her humor (the Wangst Series – although it’s about talking genitalia, it’s not really kinky), but she does write some pretty hot stuff too. I’m going to rec a bunch:

Rentboy
Put on the Red Light by Rabidchild67
Neal as a rentboy, Peter is his john.

Groping
Caress Me Down
Neal gives an injured and recuperating Peter a sponge bath. Smut ensues.

Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Extortion
Mama Likes and Mama Likes More
June blackmails Neal into letting her watch him with Peter

Extortion, Fuck or Die
My Precious Boy

Nipples
A Nameless Longing

1 comment:

rabidchild67 said...

Yay, new porn recs! I'ma keep this bookmarked and treat myself each evening. OK, that came out sounding more pervy than I meant it...